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My Therapy

Batteries not working

Considering I happily claim the title succubus, it should be no surprise my sex drive can, at times, be through the roof. Normally, it...

I'm sorry Brittany ...

We all remember that moment back in 2007. The pictures in the tabloids of Brittany shaving her head in front of a hoard of paparazzi. The...

Dear Tom,

Thank you. I know I said it before, but I would not have been able to do what I did without you. You were this anonymous rock that kept...

Fuck the Golden Rule

First, apparently, not everyone knows about the golden rule, which is bizarre to me since it was taught in elementary school where I came...

Comfort my ego

“My wife, who I’m leaving, isn’t as freaky with me as she was with others, so my ego is bruised, and I want you to make me feel better. I...

Loving the invisible

I had one of those moments I feel like many of us have; where you’re interacting with someone, and they do or say something that just...

Travel for the soul

You know the saying, the best-laid plans and all that. I had every intention of writing and processing all of my problems for the...

Father-time can kiss my ass

Time. It’s that weird constant that is ever-changing. We either have too much on our hands or not enough to spare. It’s the only answer I...

And so it begins....

How do I explain to the people closest to me I’m leaving for god knows how long to sort my shit out (some of it about them) in a public...

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